Pairing: MF (M/F)
Tropes: Shapeshifter romance • Nerd/geek hero • Sex-positive heroine • Confident heroine/shy hero
When a guy can get the best kind of toys, a girl’s just got to pay attention, right?
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Oooo, Vixen! Tanty — better known as Vixen, one of Santa’s shape-shifting reindeer — loves toys. Grown-up toys. Sex with boys is great, but toys go when she wants them to go and don’t stop until she says stop. No muss, no fuss, and all fun.
Bok buys toys. Not just toys for good little human girls and boys in his job in Santa’s Department of Acquisitions, but also sex toys for naughty elves who make a request. If it tickles, wiggles, thrusts, licks or tingles, then Bok’s the elf to see for purchasing that perfect personal treasure.
What Bok wants most of all is to provide Tanty with everything she needs, toys and all, but he doesn’t think the fiery reindeer would be interested in playing with a roly-poly computer nerd. Tanty wouldn’t have thought so either, but by golly, Bok and his goodies start to jingle her bells. No matter how much fun a toy is, it doesn’t cuddle at night or kiss you good morning.
And after all, why settle for one toy when you can have the supplier?